How to call a .net dll method from sql server 2000 stored procdure

Anyone have code that emulates the Nz function in Microsoft Access?
In Access it is:
   Nz(Value as variant, Optional ValueIfNull as Variant) as Variant

Could someone please help? Im trying to figure out how to have multiple
forms opened within one form, but the book im using really doesn't help
much.
I was thinking of using the panels, but im confused as to how to make it

I have a script editor and I need to replace sections of the script with
Guids.  The script might look something like:
'some text @varUser more text @varClient.Label'
I would like to replace anything that starts with an @ with a Guid.

Is it difficult to write a program that, given an array of URLs, will probe
each one, and return a status of Found or Not Found?  How would you approach
it?
While Googling, I found utility after utility that will do something like

How can I get Random data from Dataset or datareader
THanks

I'm wondering is it possible to give names for the images in the
imagelist somehow, and retrieve those images when needed by using code
like pic.Image = ImageList1.Images("Save") instead of pic.Image =
ImageList1.Images(1) ?

How do I do this:
Dim objControls As New Object
' Receiving
objControls.Add(txtReceivingTech) ' 0

Hi,
I'm fairly new to threading and i would like to start a new thread but when
the thread isn't completed within 30 seconds i would like the thread to end
and resume the procedure that started the thread. Preferably with an event.

Using ODBC to a SQL database  I use the code;
Label1.Caption = record_rst.AbsolutePosition & " of " &
record_rst.RecordCount giving '4 of 256' for example.  My problem, I am now
connecting to an MS Access database and it is returning  ... '-1 of 256' any

I have 30 records in a Dataset Could you pls tell me how to get random
unrepeated 15 records from my dataset!!!?

I need to acheive something, but I am not sure which technology should
I use. My best guess is Remoting, followed by Sockets.
Here is what I want to achieve.
Every one uses the Debug.Write/WriteLine. It is very handy.

When I load my form my scrollbar is always positionned automatically at
the bottom for some reasons...
top?
I've used user32.dll:

Hey all,
I've written a VB.Net app that creates picture badges complete with
barcodes.  The problem is that the barcode quality is not good enough
to be read by scanners.  I'm using the DRAWSTRING function to place

I'm implementing a VB.NET interpreter, it will the second language supported
by paxScript scripting engine: www.paxscript.com
I need in a collection of simple VB.NET programs which can help me with the
testing of the interpreter. Could you help me please and to suggest some