It probably has alot to do with the fact that you have a real small wenis.
Ya, go ahead partner and look down your pants. You see that thing that looks
like a midgets decapitated baby toe? no? well go get a magnifying glass, or
better yet an electron microscope. You basically have two options: 1) you can
join the circus as the The grown-up kid with man-boy syndrome or 2) just rip
it off like a pesky hang-nail and parade around in your moms clothes for the
rest of your life. Hope this post was informative and helpful.
For any other questions just call :  1 888-go f**k yourself.
Stay off drugs and drink your milk.