(My apologies for the slightly off-topic nature of this)

I'm almost ready to release a new windows form app to my company.  It's an
absence reporting system: allowing people to book holiday; review what
holidays other people in their dept have booked; record sicknesses and other
absences while ensuring people are within their allowed limits... and
various other related functions.

It's all working nicely, but I've come up against a brick wall.  What the
hell do I call it?  My boss likes HOBSON (Holiday Online Booking and
Sickness Notification, and I forget what his suggestion for the second O
was) but he's always crazy for acronyms and I hate the suggestion.  The HR
manager came up with Absence Recording System but the acronym makes that a
non-starter.  Frankly, we're getting nowhere.

So I was wondering if any of the good people who frequent this newsgroup
might be able to come up with something.  I would offer major prizes for the
best one but I couldn't get the boss to agree to that idea.

So c'mon people.  Help me out here!