some Chuck Norris facts:

- When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets
Chuck Norris.

- Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

-Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws
down!

- Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

- Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his
own rage.

-Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.