Thanks, again, Steve; I gave both a shot, and unfortunately, neither works as
a cut-and-paste.  I'm not clear enough on Visual Basic .NET commands to
figure out why the syntax errors keep popping up.  The debugger wants the
Handles clause to have a "WithEvents variable defined in the containing type
or one of its base types."  And unfortunately, I am getting a similar error
when I try to set the property in the Page Load event.

It seems that there will need to be some kind of Dim statement for WebChat1
for me to proceed, but I'm not even sure what kind of information I'm
handling here...

I'm guessing my list of requests is not even an hour's worth of work for
someone with experience (if I can just get the syntax for the filter list, I
can party on from there); is there anyone who might be able to tweak this
script remotely for a Peet's online Coffee Card or PayPal payment?  Thank
you! dma

<%@ Page Language="VB" MasterPageFile="~/homepage.master" Title="Hollywood
Calls—Home" %>

<script runat="server">

Protected Sub LoginView1_ViewChanged(ByVal sender As Object, ByVal e As
System.EventArgs)

End Sub

   Protected Sub NewUserLinkButton_Click(ByVal sender As Object, ByVal e As
System.EventArgs)

   End Sub
   
   Protected Sub WebChat1_Chatter(ByRef ChatText As String) Handles
WebChat1.Chatter

       System.Diagnostics.Debug.WriteLine("Page detected chatter event from
WebChat control")

       'The page will not be rendered

       'after this event since it's a callback

       'but ChatText will be displayed in the WebChat control.

       'So you can replace bad words...

       ChatText = ChatText.Replace("hell", "h***")

       '...or spruce things up with emoticons

       ChatText = ChatText.Replace(":)", "<img src='smiley.jpg' title=':)'
/>")

   End Sub
</script>